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CLOTHING FOR RURAL AMERICANS

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Naked and Sober Tee
$30.00$30.00
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Product Details

In a world where the importance of agriculture can sometimes be overlooked, this shirt serves as a humorous yet poignant reminder of the fundamental truth: without farming, we'd be left hungry, naked, and sober. Farming isn't just a profession—it's a lifeline, providing us with the sustenance, clothing, and even the spirits that enrich our lives.

Delivery & Return

Our policy is valid for 30 days. We are unable to offer you a refund or exchange if 30 days have passed after your purchase. Your item must be unused and in the same condition as you received it to be eligible for a return. It also has to be in its original packaging. 

Newest Arrivals

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We Grow Beer Koozie
$5.00$5.00
BlueRedWhite
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Rural Life Decal Sheet
$12.00$12.00
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Farmers Feed America Decal
$5.00$5.00
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Naked and Sober Decal
$5.00$5.00
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Banquet Decal
$5.00$5.00
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We Grow Freedom Decal
$5.00$5.00
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We Grow Whiskey Decal
$5.00$5.00
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Sunrise Decal
$5.00$5.00
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Bull Spurs Decal
$5.00$5.00
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Billboard Decal
$5.00$5.00
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American Cattle Co Decal Sheet
$12.00$12.00
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We Grow Beer Bundle
$60.00$50.00
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Whiskey Lovers Bundle
$55.00$35.00
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Naked and Sober Hat
$30.00$30.00
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Rural Def - Bottomland Edition
$30.00$30.00
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We Grow Beer Hat-Banquet Heavy
$30.00$30.00
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Diamond Hat
$30.00$30.00
Old SchoolBlack
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Badge Hat
$30.00$30.00

Top Sellers

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We Grow Beer Hat-Gray
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We Grow Beer Hat - Banquet
$30.00$30.00
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A Little More Country
$30.00$15.00
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Farmers Feed America Tee
$30.00$30.00
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Black FrostHeather BurgundyHeather GrayMilitary GreenNavy Blue
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We Grow Beer Tee - Royal
$30.00$30.00
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We Grow Beer Tee - Maroon
$30.00$30.00
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America We Grow Whiskey Tee
$30.00$30.00
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Black Out Flag Tee
$30.00$30.00
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We Grow Beer Hat-Camo
$30.00$30.00
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Brandmark Hat
$30.00$18.00
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We Grow Whiskey Hat-Corduroy
$30.00$30.00
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Rc X CL Hat
$35.00$35.00
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America We Grow Beer Decal
$5.00$5.00
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Farmers Feed America Hat
$30.00$30.00
DenimBlueGreen
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We Grow Whiskey Hat-Blue/White
$30.00$15.00
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We Grow Whiskey Hat-Gray
$30.00$30.00
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We Grow Beer - Craft - Black
$30.00$30.00
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Rural Tee
$30.00$30.00
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What Our Customers Are Saying

Customer Reviews

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David M.
Perfect

Super fast shipping. Simple transaction. Will definitely buy again

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Jenny J.P.
From the Beer Lady

I’m an On-Premise sales rep in Bozeman, MT for Mountain Country Coors. I sell to all the bars/ restaurants and know everyone is going to ask me for this hat. I’ll definitely pass on your info, I love this hat! Please, please make some Banquet Og’s and I’ll buy again!

J
Jason

Perfect fit, love the quality

T
Tyler

I’ll be buying more

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Tyler M.
Love it

Comfort is the key and I love this hat fits perfectly on my head. I’ll be ordering more soon

Frequently asked questions

Have questions? We’re here to help

Why Rural Cloth?

Whether your home is still in the heartland or somewhere closer to the coast, our apparel allows you to celebrate America’s most time-honored traditions while enjoying the most modern-fitting styles.We created this brand to provide high quality apparel for those who live the Rural lifestyle: for those who live in small towns, like rodeos, bull riding, hunting, fishing, cold beer, backyard bbq’s, and football.If you like hunting, fishing, back roads, family farms, ice cold beer, bonfire nights, old pickup trucks, dogs (not cats) and mud on your boots; it’s because you’re cut from Rural Cloth. This is your brand.

Are your products made in the US?

We do our best to source as much as possible from the US - including t-shirts grown, cut, died and printed right here. Our warehouse is located smack dab in the heart of the country just outside of St. Louis, Missouri that employs the majority of our company. 

How quickly will my order ship?

We make every effort to ship your orders as quickly as possible. Most orders placed before 12pm CT Monday-Friday will go out same day. Orders placed after 12pm or on weekends will go out the next business day.

Currently, all orders (excluding special or bulk orders) are shipped from St. Louis via FedEx or USPS Priority Mail. You will receive a tracking number for your order when it is fulfilled.

OUR STORY

We wanted to create a brand that speaks to who we are, the way we grew up, and the things we like to do. 

OUR STORY

We wanted to create a brand that speaks to who we are, the way we grew up, and the things we like to do. 

OUR PROMISE

Whether your home is still in the heartland or somewhere closer to the coast, our apparel allows you to celebrate America’s most time-honored traditions while enjoying the most modern-fitting styles. You can return your order for a full refund within 30-days.