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A black T-shirt from Rural Cloth, named the Naked and Sober Tee, featuring white all-caps text that reads:
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Product Details

In a world where the importance of agriculture can sometimes be overlooked, this shirt serves as a humorous yet poignant reminder of the fundamental truth: without farming, we'd be left hungry, naked, and sober. Farming isn't just a profession—it's a lifeline, providing us with the sustenance, clothing, and even the spirits that enrich our lives.

Delivery & Return

Our policy is valid for 30 days. We are unable to offer you a refund or exchange if 30 days have passed after your purchase. Your item must be unused and in the same condition as you received it to be eligible for a return. It also has to be in its original packaging. 

Newest Arrivals

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The Rural Cloth We Grow Deer Badge Hat in Bottomland features a camouflage pattern with a black mesh back and a curved brim. The patch on the front displays an image of a deer and text that reads,
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The We Grow Deer Flag Hat by Rural Cloth features a camouflage pattern in Bottomland. It has a mesh back, and the front showcases a patch with an American flag where the stars are replaced by a stylized deer head. Below the flag, the text reads
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The Billboard Hat-Flat, model BB-F01, is a brown and beige trucker-style cap with a breathable mesh back, making it ideal for any rancher. The front sports a patriotic red, white, and blue patch that reads
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A Rural Cloth ACC Waxed Canvas hat, featuring a brown waxed canvas design with embroidered
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The Showoff Elk Tee from Rural Cloth is a dark brown t-shirt made of ultra-soft combed ring-spun cotton. It features a white printed design with an antler above the words
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Rural Cloth's We Hunt Deer Tee is a dark green, large size T-shirt featuring the text
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The black Large (L) Hunt America Tee by Rural Cloth features white text that reads:
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The Rc X CL Longsleeve by Rural Cloth is a black, long-sleeved shirt featuring
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The Rural Cloth We Grow Beer Tee in Heather Blue features comfortable premium weight fabric and showcases the text
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A black Rural Cloth We Hunt Ducks tee featuring the slogan
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Introducing the Whiskey Tee by Rural Cloth—a high-quality black T-shirt that showcases
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The Showoff Whitetail Tee by Rural Cloth is a black T-shirt with a white design featuring a pair of antlers. Below the antlers, the text reads,
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The We Grow Beer Flat by Rural Cloth is a white mesh back trucker hat with a flat bill. It features
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The America We Hunt Deer Hat from Rural Cloth is a tan and black mesh baseball cap featuring a snapback closure and gray eyelets. The cap has a curved brim and a front rectangular patch displaying antlers with the text
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The We Grow Whiskey Hat - Flat by Rural Cloth is a stylish baseball cap featuring beige twill front panels and a white mesh back. The front panel is adorned with a stitched patch that boldly displays the text
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Flat bill hat featuring a blue front and white mesh back. Raised embroidery says
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The Bull Spurs Hat-Flat from Rural Cloth is a light gray baseball cap with a white mesh back, featuring a rectangular blue patch on the front. The patch showcases a white longhorn steer logo and the text
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The ACC Flag Hat by Rural Cloth is a khaki-colored baseball cap with a black mesh snapback. The front of the cap features a black graphic of a flag with a longhorn symbol in the top left corner and the text
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The Quality Made Hat by Rural Cloth is a dark blue and white mesh trucker hat with
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The We Grow Beer Hat-Gray by Rural Cloth is a gray and white trucker hat with a mesh back. Its front showcases a patch with
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The We Grow Beer Hat - Banquet by Rural Cloth is a dark blue mesh trucker hat featuring a light-colored patch on the front. The patch reads
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The Farmers Feed America Tee by Rural Cloth is a dark gray T-shirt made from American-grown cotton, featuring the words
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The We Grow Beer Tee - Royal by Rural Cloth is a blue T-shirt featuring the text
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The Black Out Flag Tee by Rural Cloth is a comfortable black T-shirt adorned with a dark gray American flag design and the text
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The Brandmark Hat by Rural Cloth is a stylish accessory that features a black design with a breathable mesh back and an embroidered patch on the front displaying
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Introducing the We Grow Whiskey Hat-Corduroy by Rural Cloth – a stylish tan and black snapback featuring a yellow patch with
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The Rc X CL Hat by Rural Cloth is a gray and white trucker hat with a mesh back, featuring an embroidered patch on the front that reads
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The America We Grow Beer Decal by Rural Cloth is a rectangular sign featuring a white background and an orange border. It displays orange text that reads
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The Farmers Feed America Hat by Rural Cloth is a black trucker style hat featuring a rectangular patch with the slogan
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Introducing the We Grow Whiskey Hat-Gray by Rural Cloth: a stylish blue and black trucker hat with a mesh back and an adjustable snapback closure. The front features a distinctive patch displaying
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The Rural Cloth Old School Country - Heather Gray T-shirt showcases a gray, short-sleeved design with
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The We Grow Coors Light Hat by Rural Cloth is a grey and white trucker hat that features a rectangular patch on the front with
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The We Grow Beer Tee - White by Rural Cloth is a white T-shirt made from super soft cotton, featuring modern athletic fit. It displays blue text that reads
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What Our Customers Are Saying

Customer Reviews

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David M.
Perfect

Super fast shipping. Simple transaction. Will definitely buy again

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Jenny J.P.
From the Beer Lady

I’m an On-Premise sales rep in Bozeman, MT for Mountain Country Coors. I sell to all the bars/ restaurants and know everyone is going to ask me for this hat. I’ll definitely pass on your info, I love this hat! Please, please make some Banquet Og’s and I’ll buy again!

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Jason

Perfect fit, love the quality

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Tyler

I’ll be buying more

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Tyler M.
Love it

Comfort is the key and I love this hat fits perfectly on my head. I’ll be ordering more soon

Frequently asked questions

Have questions? We’re here to help

Why Rural Cloth?

Whether your home is still in the heartland or somewhere closer to the coast, our apparel allows you to celebrate America’s most time-honored traditions while enjoying the most modern-fitting styles.We created this brand to provide high quality apparel for those who live the Rural lifestyle: for those who live in small towns, like rodeos, bull riding, hunting, fishing, cold beer, backyard bbq’s, and football.If you like hunting, fishing, back roads, family farms, ice cold beer, bonfire nights, old pickup trucks, dogs (not cats) and mud on your boots; it’s because you’re cut from Rural Cloth. This is your brand.

Are your products made in the US?

We do our best to source as much as possible from the US - including t-shirts grown, cut, died and printed right here. Our warehouse is located smack dab in the heart of the country just outside of St. Louis, Missouri that employs the majority of our company. 

How quickly will my order ship?

We make every effort to ship your orders as quickly as possible. Most orders placed before 12pm CT Monday-Friday will go out same day. Orders placed after 12pm or on weekends will go out the next business day.

Currently, all orders (excluding special or bulk orders) are shipped from St. Louis via FedEx or USPS Priority Mail. You will receive a tracking number for your order when it is fulfilled.

OUR STORY

We wanted to create a brand that speaks to who we are, the way we grew up, and the things we like to do. 

OUR STORY

We wanted to create a brand that speaks to who we are, the way we grew up, and the things we like to do. 

OUR PROMISE

Whether your home is still in the heartland or somewhere closer to the coast, our apparel allows you to celebrate America’s most time-honored traditions while enjoying the most modern-fitting styles. You can return your order for a full refund within 30-days.